School is often referred to as the best days of your life. By other people, that is.
With 40% off from our back to school range, including posters, maps, and all those bits you need – we take a look at what you need for each lesson to avoid any actual work.
Just bear in mind we aren’t responsible for your grades a few years down the line….
History – This Ancient Egypt Maxi Poster is your friend.
Tell your teacher about another amazing, cool teacher you had who just told gory stories. Say you wish you could know something awesome about Egypt. Bring out the poster. They will go on for at least 50 minutes about burials, embalming and more. Learning free lessons!
Religious Education – Be a dare devil and take in our Dorling Kindersley Dinosaurs Maxi Poster
Dinosaur poster. Ask for an explanation. The lesson will be derailed for at least 40 minutes and debate may ensure. Then the bell will ring. Winner!
Geography – This World Map Poster is your key to less time actually learning in geography. ‘Where’s Hawaii?’ ‘Where’s Japan?’ – Ask the teacher every country. Then move on to states. If questioned say you overhead it was part of the curriculum. They won’t question it.
Science – Bring out your Dorling Kindersley Horse Poster horse poster and explain that you heard on the news that horses lay eggs. Get more pupils to come in and say ‘sir have you just heard the news about horses laying eggs?’ Then ask if it’s true. Watch them doubt all they know.
Maths – head into the lesson early and put this back to school counting to 100 maxi poster
on the board. Explain that you got it for them after overhearing the headteacher saying that your maths teacher ‘needed help with the basics’. Look as innocent as possible. Watch them sweat.
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