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The geeks guide to surviving Freshers week

22nd September 2014

You’re going to need to create a catchphrase

And a new identity

But remember to leave the lightsaber at home

To be popular you might have to position yourself as an early adopter, which is going to scare some people

You’re going to have to ring your mother for some money, it’s inevitable and perfectly acceptable

There’s going to be some awkward exchanges, just weather the storm

Introducing yourself is going to be tough, just keep your cool

A drink always helps but remember not to exceed your very low threshold

There’s going to be some strange conversations and you’ll need to contribute however you can

You may have to change the odd rule in order to get anywhere

And perhaps get a bit out of your comfort zone

But it’ll all be worth it in the end…

Just remember who you are…